iNfected by iPhones

June 26th, 2010 Jeremy Roberts 1 comment

After many years trailing Microsoft and independent hardware manufacturers, Apple is back, and in a big way. But how? Why do we pay 3 times the price for an Apple Mac laptop when we can just as easily get a more powerful laptop with Windows 7 for a fraction of the cost? Why do we forgo practical mobile/cell phones to spend $1000 on an iPhone?

Absolutely amazing marketing.

There’s no denying that the Apple interface for all its devices is sleek and simple. However, is it actually worth as much as they charge. I don’t think so.

I can just as easily do whatever I need to on a crappy old PC/laptop running Ubuntu linux. So how has Apple climbed back into the everyday? Clever marketing that has been targeted at high-end consumers. Simple devices that, once high-end consumers have tried, become the envy of the everyday people. They become a status symbol.

On the train in the mornings and afternoons I don’t there is an iPhone left in a pocket or bag – they’re all out and being flicked by media hungry, status symbol displaying consumers.

The marketing campaigns that Apple has used to sell iPods, Macs and iPhones hardly say anything about the capabilities of the devices themselves. Somehow people just know what they do. They are infected. It doesn’t matter if there are better, more reliable devices out there. Even the Apple logo has become synonymous with wealth and a ‘look at me’ attitude.

If you recall the older Apple campaigns that really attacked Microsoft, “Hi I’m a Mac, and I’m a PC…“. These ads didn’t really say what a Mac did, but rather what it didn’t do… crash. Let’s be realistic though. If you try hard enough, you can crash a Mac (for example, don’t try using Boot Camp), but it just happens less often and is much less obtrusive to the user.

I guess the point I’m trying to make is that Apple does seem to be offering hardware or software, it’s offering status.

Now look at the new release from Apple, the iPad. Is it actually useful? Think about it… when would you actually use it for more than 5 minutes? You wouldn’t. It’s a gimmick, a very expensive gimmick. However, I guess it might be useful for travelling… but then isn’t an iPhone (or pretty much any phone) capable of sending/receiving emails and getting on facebook these days anyway?

The iPad is nothing more than a glorified tv-guide that will live on your coffee table.

And then there’s the ‘Apps’. Wow, my handheld device can now play 100,000 games that are small, fiddly and pointless. If I want to play a game, I go get on the PlayStation. I’m not going to stare at a tiny little screen an swish my finger around. And on that… what can an iPad do that an iPhone can’t? They use the same operating system! It often frustrates me when I see people at a cafe  in a group chatting away, and then there’s a couple of people in the group that will have their iPhones out playing games, checking emails or just scrolling around. Why? Look up people! The world is going on around you. Connect with it in real-time in real-life! Life doesn’t happen in a shiny metal and glass box.

Apple has managed to convince us that in order the be accepted in society, we need to use their expensive, proprietary technology? Why? Because it’s shiny? Because it’s useful? Because it’s quality? Or, because they can, in order to infect us with their marketing tools, so we infect others.

It’s a big rant, I know. But there’s just something not quite right about the whole Apple wave. Having said all that, I would definitely recommend my parents get an Apple Mac right away and chuck out the data Windows machine they have at the moment. And, I’m actually writing this on a Mac myself.

Infected?

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Stuck. Waiting.

February 20th, 2010 Jeremy Roberts 3 comments

Lately I’ve been reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert M. Pirsig and the part I’m up to talks about ‘Stuckness’. Of course, I’ve also read ‘O, the places you’ll go!’ by the all knowing Dr. Seuss. Dr. Seuss explains that you should avoid going to the ‘Waiting Place’ – for people just waiting for a train to come or the rain to go or the phone to ring…’. I think that Pirsig and Seuss are talking about the same thing here. It is the concept of having too many choices, too many thoughts, too many possibilities that flood the ability to separate the good choices from the bad.

As a result, you are both Stuck and Waiting. Waiting for the right choice to present itself; Stuck sorting the good from the not so good. But, as Pirsig later explains, the right choices, while present in the problem, may never present themselves. They need to be actively sought out. But how do you seek out a solution to a problem where you are presented with so many choices and each one, if followed will take you to in a completely different direction than the others.

It is a situation I seem to find myself in right now. Stuck. Waiting. But for what? It’s not that I’m not happy with how things are right now.  Small pieces. I think the way forward, from a stuck, waiting state, is to think much, much smaller. The problem is a matter of scope. Think too big and you’ll never get anywhere, you’ll just be inundated with options, possibilities, choices. Refine the scope, narrow it down continually until there is very little to do, but choose the right next step. Even though other problems will still present themselves, the choice between them and the correct one will become obvious. It will be a Quality choice.

So how then does this apply to my current situation? It’s not a matter of planning. Planning a solution to an unfathomable problem is not easily done. However, noting down key points to act on is the first step, like an action/task list. Each action then gets broken down in to smaller problems with more readily identifiable solutions. And again repeat this until the smallest possible action, with only one obvious solution is presented. Act on this and roll the solution back up to the parent problem.

It sounds a bit like a divide and conquer approach, but applied to everyday life.

And so it now becomes a problem of time. Time to analyse. Time to observe. Time to decide. But, argh! Now I am back to the beginning. I am Stuck. I am Waiting.

So here presents a problem. If you have thoughts, please advise. Time to note down the problem, the break down, the recursion. The solution will present itself. It will become evident. It will be Quality.

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It’s been a while

January 3rd, 2010 Jeremy Roberts 1 comment

Firstly, welcome to 2010! Glad you made it.

It’s been a long while since my last update. Over three months in fact. I keep having minor ideas about stuff to post, and then think… “who the hell would want to read about that!?” and so I only get as far as writing the title. Lame, I know

I just wanted to take a moment to recap some of our highlights from 2009 before I forget some of them.

Now WhatIt was a very action-packed year. My first son was born, March 26 at 3:17pm. It was absolutely amazing. And, while challenging on the odd occasion, is all completely worth it when I hear him trying to hammer out words such as “mum”, “dad” and “duck” (I think – though this last one will be funny!).

It’s been so strange to hold a baby and know it’s yours. It’s surreal. I don’t ‘feel’ like a dad. Or do I?

Say CheeseThe question that occasionally pops into my head and gets me wondering if I’m doing things right, or if I should be feeling differently – I still feel like a bumbling uni student. But, I have discovered that this is completely normal. Phew!

Mere days after the arrival of Noah, my cousin got married! Alas, my wife and son were unable to attend due to obvious reasons. Congratulations again to you both (my cousin and her husband).

Later, around the beginning of July, there was another new arrival in the family and I had a new nephew! (It seemed the glory days of Noah being the newest grandchild were short-lived). Noah now had a fantastic, life-long opportunity to beat up and cause mischief with his marginally younger cousin. Those two have the potential to be trouble.

Such is life. Now, work.

My working life began as a humble web (online application) developer. From the end of 2008 I began to feel slight changes in my role at work…. I was slowly becoming a sales rep! And, by mid 2009, it was official (though I’m told I’m still suppose to spend 20% of my time developing web applications – this is not going to happen).

Within four years of leaving university, I have now worked in two different companies and three different roles! I can’t wait to see what challenges lay in the year ahead.

Ah, the year ahead. What will it hold for this Roberts and his family? More underlings at work (and higher pay)? A new house to rent (fun), or simply evolution? There are no major plans for 2010, apart from maybe getting a new lounge suite. The motto for this year, for me, is “out with the old, in with the new” – enough of old excess baggage and clutter, it’s time to clear out, assess and dive in for the next round! Oh, and hopefully there will be some more blog posts too!

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What a Day!

September 23rd, 2009 Jeremy Roberts No comments

red_bridge Such an unbelievable sight in Sydney (and most of the state) today as a wild storm passed through bringing massive amounts of red desert right into the city.

Waking up, I noticed that the window blinds was surrounded by a red glow. This revealed a stunning hazy red landscape. It was an amazing thing to see. I said to my little son, Noah, that it looks like we were in a giant glass of Berocca. Photos (at least on my camera) did the sight no justice, so I’ve had to pinch a photo from elsewhere to represent the day.

It’s now 1pm, and most of the redness of the sky has left us, leaving a much greyer haze in it’s wake.

The city is now shadows in a thin layer of red dust.

What truly amazes me is that the red sky was due to the windstorm picking up, and carrying dust from the red centre, that is, the Australian desert. Never before have I seen such a thing.

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Upgrading Joomla! Extensions

September 8th, 2009 Jeremy Roberts No comments

When a new version of a Joomla! extension becomes available, you usually have to un-install the current version, download and then install the new version. This will often make you lose any saved parameters for the extension being removed.

However, with two words, extension developers can save you all this heartache, resulting in an upgrade process of simply, download new version and install, upgrading your existing version of the extension.

How you ask?

Simple. In the XML installer file, declare the install tag in the following way

<install type="component" version="1.5.0" method="upgrade">

The method is the key! When set to upgrade, Joomla! will simply overwrite any files being installed. Of course, these files need to be writable either by the web server, or the FTP user in order for the install/upgrade to be successful, but it will let you know about that.

You can use this attribute when doing a clean install of an extension too, it’s not restricted to upgrades only!

Extension developers, please start using this feature! It makes keeping a Joomla! site up-to-date much easier and keeps the whole process simple for end-users!

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Hiding a Menu Item in Joomla!

July 15th, 2009 Jeremy Roberts No comments

Ever wanted to use a menu item to link to a particular article or component, but don’t actually what that menu item to appear on your site?

First, create a new menu from the Menu Manager in your Joomla! Administrator area and call it something like ‘hiddenmenu’.

Now proceed to add new menu items to this ‘hiddenmenu’ and be sure they are Published. You will likely want them to be publicly accessible too. This allows you to set menu specific parameters for items like content articles, contacts, components and more, without actually showing the menu item on your website.

Basically, that’s it. Using the JCE editor for Joomla!, edit or create an article. To add a link to the ‘hiddenmenu’, select the text to link and click the ‘Add Link’ button. The JCE editor will popup a window allowing you to select an item to link to. Select the ‘Menu’ option to display the available menus. Then, expand the one you created earlier called ‘hiddenmenu’. Finally, select the menu item you created and click on the Insert button.

Save your article and take a look.

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-28

June 28th, 2009 Jeremy Roberts No comments
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-21

June 21st, 2009 Jeremy Roberts No comments
  • Times change. Evolve to keep up and stay in the game. #
  • Get your business in the social scene with #Twitter and #BizTweet for #joomla! http://tr.im/oSZZ – spread the word #
  • Is it too much to ask for a place to rent in Sydney for $400 pw that ISN'T falling apart!?!? #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-14

June 14th, 2009 Jeremy Roberts No comments
  • @jackbremer kind of, but highly focused for business applications. Biz sites that need many users to post to the same account need #BizTweet in reply to jackbremer #
  • RT @hendrix01: Waiting for Joomla 1.6 #
  • oh my god! fr-fr-freeeezing! #
  • RT @insightfulsugar Just found and resolved a bug in the legacy soap function contact_by_email for #SugarCRM 5.2.0e http://tr.im/o6a8 #
  • w00t! #Killzone 2 1.27 update fixed my game freezing issue. Now I can keep on kicking Helghast arse! #ps3 #
  • RT @dushyantk: Addicted to Joomla! #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-07

June 7th, 2009 Jeremy Roberts No comments
  • admin: #
  • forgive me for my last tweet… a bit of a brain snap #
  • couldn’t authenticate! wtf?! #
  • What a bummer you can set the source application in the standard Twitter API. The oAuth API is still in beta! http://tr.im/mZJj #
  • doing meeting prep… dull #
  • In a meeting. Not very exciting. Some chocolate would be nice #
  • still in a meeting… still bored… #
  • awesome! meeting over… back to work #
  • RT @joomlawebsites: Joomla! Code Swarm video http://ow.ly/ahvv ** not sure how it actually works, but pretty amazing stuff! #
  • I love it when the people at the #sandwhich shop know your order and start making it as you approach. It makes me happy :) #
  • P’m so sick of getting fake Commonwealth Bank #scam emails. They’re so blatently obvious #
  • thought about #jogging to work this morning, then thought better of it. What the hell was I thinking?! #
  • BizTweet – New business-based Twitter component for #Joomla! now available! Special introductory offer! More at: http://tr.im/n9mJ #
  • RT @insightfulsugar marc_englaro: We’re looking for a Linux/VOIP Engineer to join our team. More detail here: http://bit.ly/g162m #
  • #BizTweet for #joomla now supports replies! See it in action http://tr.im/nfc4 Don’t miss our special offer! Save AU$30! http://tr.im/n9mJ #
  • RT @joomla: #Joomla 1.5.11 Security Release Now Available http://tr.im/nfEQ Please upgrade. #
  • Just upgraded to #Joomla! 1.5.11 and recommends you do the same! http://tr.im/nfIG We can help you upgrade. #
  • @romneylai I hope you don’t mean at work ;) #
  • whoa! what a day. Very glad it’s over. Now to sort out dinner. #
  • Have you checked out #BizTweet?! Please RT to spread the word http://tr.im/nuEY #joomla #
  • #BizTweet is the latest tool for your site combining your business Twitter account on your website! Find out more: http://tr.im/nvs3 #joomla #
  • off to the doctors for a needle… eeep! #
  • needles weren’t so bad, thank god! #
  • It’s never too late to start a sports picking competition on your #joomla website with #jTips jtips.com.au #
  • Have you checked out #BizTweet?! Please RT to spread the word http://tr.im/nuEY #joomla #
  • Follow the behind-the-scenes of #jTips, #BizTweet, other #joomla developments and the life of a developer at http://tr.im/nJ4r #
  • @JordanBogo mine’s CryptX – though don’t get to play as much as I’d like in reply to JordanBogo #
  • #BizTweet is the cool new tool for your #joomla business website! http://tr.im/nuEY #
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